I HATE being a butterfly, see this face? This is NOT a happy face.

This is my first day with mom and daddy. They immediately showed me that they're weird about taking pictures and put me in this coffee cup to take my picture. It was cold in there and I couldn't get out on my own.

I like to stretch when I get up, wakes up all my springy muscles so I can bounce on mom and dad.

It wasn't bad enough that I had to have surgery, then get stuck in the Cone of Shame, noooo, then they had to take pictures of me and laugh like banshees . . . idiots.

I really, really love my mommy. She's the alpha of our pack but she's really nice and always has time to cuddle with me when I'm cold.

OMG, OMG, OMG this is my FAVORITE toy in the whole wide world.

What? Not the camera thingy again --- I was SLEEPING.

I love my dad, he's the omega of our pack and makes a nice valet for me.

Every time I curl up in my pillow they sing . . . nananananana Burrito Dog! My parents are idiots.

STOP taking my picture . . . I'm only stretching not solving world hunger . . . geez